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5 Gift Cards To Avoid For Holiday Shopping

Neither of those plans panned out, thanks largely to Walgreens and Express Scripts (ESRX) making nice in July. That leaves Rite Aid as the health and pharmacy sector's zombie, nourished by whatever it can bite off of Walgreens and CVS (CVS) but slowly starving to death. Buying someone a "gift" card to a Rite Aid is like buying them a ticket to a dim florescent purgatory where society's sad refuse picks through circular bins of pantyhose in plastic eggs and wanders aimlessly through tight, dark aisles stacked with metal shelving that's been in place since the Reagan years.

Rite Aid's gift card is similarly depressing. You can't buy it online, you can't use it online, the expiration date is a mystery, it can't be consolidated with another gift card when the balance gets low and it can't be redeemed for cash unless state law requires it. Basically, unless you can find an old stale piece of Bazooka that you just know Rite Aid has near the register somewhere, anything on the gift card that's less than $1 is going to be sentenced to life in Rite Aid limbo. It's a fate as sad as the store itself.

Dippin' Dots
We freaked out when we saw this on ScripSmart's list for several reasons:

1. Dippin' Dots have gift cards: Seriously, the f'n "Ice Cream of the Future" that's you've walked by in multiplex lobbies and major league stadium concourses myriad times en route to a snack you stood a chance of identifying on sight. These things have been around 25 years, have billed themselves as a futuristic snack that whole time, went into bankruptcy and, somehow, still think they have a following that warrants a $5 to $500(!) gift card. The hubris.

2. Dippin' Dots are still around : As we've mentioned, this product has spent a quarter-century billing itself as the ice cream of the future. Yet not only does ice cream still exist, but various incarnations of it have appeared and thrived on Dippin' Dots' watch. A year after Dippin' Dots came out, then-president Ronald Reagan named the founders of Vermont-based ice cream chain Ben & Jerry's U.S. Small Businesspersons of the Year. That same year, a couple in Tempe, Ariz., opened up an ice cream shop with smooth, high butterfat ice cream that they put on a cold granite stone and mixed with various ingredients.

By 2000, Ben & Jerry's had been sold to Unilever (UN) and distributed worldwide. That Tempe shop became Cold Stone Creamery and expanded to more than 1,400 shops worldwide. Dippin' Dots, meanwhile, never patented its liquid nitrogen flash-freezing technology, had it used by competitors and eventually filed for bankruptcy last year. That's only noteworthy because: