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Apple: Just Like a Stinking Penny Stock

Tickers in this article: AAPL RIMM SIRI
NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- Apple (AAPL) has taken on the aura of a penny stock. Ironically, it reminds me of what Sirius XM (SIRI) used to be.

I recall ( Central Park in fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess ?) an excellent video from July 2011 where Jim Cramer basically called SIRI's turnaround. Since that appearance the stock has returned roughly 55%. No two ways, man -- it made me look bad as I was bearish, but that's not what we're here to talk about. Cramer made points that, oddly, we can now broadly apply to AAPL:

I would not tell people to avoid SIRI. I think you can have it as a speculative stock now ... Because at the same time as it's gotten its capital structure together, it's owned by really bad hands. It's owned by people who are flippers and traders and penny stock guys and I don't like them as my colleagues when I own a stock.

Flippers. Traders. And penny stock guys .

Of course, AAPL is a $500 stock so don't take me literally; however, the conversations and antics now associated with it resemble the type of stuff we used to see regularly with SIRI and names such as Research in Motion (RIMM) , which deserve penny stock status, at least from a symbolic standpoint.

Mind an "$AAPL" Twitter feed for a few minutes here and there each day. Visit message boards across the Internet. Pay attention at the bus stop. Turn on your favorite morning drive radio show. Eavesdrop on your kid's conversations at school. Everybody is talking about this stock.

AAPL, AAPL, AAPL. Play the hits, baby. Because that's what people want to hear. And I don't blame you. I want to hear about Apple as well. It's the most compelling, yet infuriating stock on the market. Especially with earnings coming Wednesday; you cannot look away.

Neither can I.

While much of the conversation that surrounds AAPL still treads above the bar -- it rarely did with SIRI during its battleground days -- a fair bit of it has morphed into penny stock-like trash talk.

On down days, bears gloat about how bad things have become. Apple's best days are behind it. People post things like TIMBERRRRRR.

When it's up, the bulls get all up in the bears' faces. As it rallies, I expect somebody to post YO, SLAP THE ASK! . It's just absurd.

Very little that makes it into our Apple information flow is real. There's no meaning. It's all hype, rumor and innuendo. It's bears trying their best to talk the stock down. And bulls getting all emotional, coming to AAPL's defense like it's a spouse or cherished village elder.